Effsix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon01022005]

i- hate - fucking - bastard - clocks

i hate fucking bastard clocks. Overall;
i- hate - fucking - bastard - clocks

[After ParoVadius]

Nice - one

I thought it was kinda cool, the voice acting and use of sprites for sick humour was well done. The style gets good marks for making it seem like such and authentic master system game. Overall;
Nice - one

P.S incidentally estoc1 is talking out of his arse when he say's this movie is bad. Arse talker.

[Penis Island Getaway]

Canni - balls

That was funny- excellent animation of the white blob guy and nice expressions on his face too. I just wish the story was a bit longer, I thought that this was going to be a rip off of a reality tv show thing. Ah well, my consolation is knowing there's another decent animator submitting his fiendishly funny smutty work to NG. Cheers! Overall;
Canni - balls

[Dark, and Alone 6: 2/2]

Scary - bastard - tastic

You are one scary mo-fo, I love the evil laughter. The sped up bit that slowed down the frame rate reminded me of Chris Morris' Jam series that came out a while back. If you haven't seen it, see it! My favourite bit has to be the shot of the meat chops. That made me smile. The smile soon faded when you started getting really dark. Well done with that. Overall;
Scary - bastard - tastic

[Dark, and Alone 6: 1/2]

Chairs - and - scares!

Nice work dude- I'd just like to say that the swivel chair in the office bit at the beginning is exactly the same as mine. I bought it from an ex-office warehouse in Hastings. Anyway, top points for interactivity, and scary voices. Keep those up. Overall;
Chairs - and - scares!

[Butterscotch the Horse]

Dead - horse - tastic

That was really funny, the voice over was good. I think you coulda done with the music to black beauty, eh? Anyway- it had to be a French restaurant that sells horse meat of course, and the scary horse trying to reclaim his flesh was nicely done. You know what? I like it. Overall;
Dead - horse - tastic

[--Where is my Mind?]

De - pressed

Dude- you're so depressed. This reminds me of the Mad World music video that was submitted. A total reflection of what's going on inside this teenagers mind. That's the problem with beautiful music, it's totally depressing. I strongly advise that you lay your hands on a cd full of ragtime jazz, listen to it and you can't help but feel that stupid smile stretch across your face.
As for your work, it's pretty good (I liked the variety of styles) but there's a hell of a lot of politics crammed into those images. I had trouble understanding what your views actually are. Besides all that, I'd really like to see some more of your work (but not nearly so deep and dark, unless it's with humour!). Overall;
De - pressed

P.S the song may have swayed my vote, I've heard it a thousand times and unfortunately it pisses me off.

[Random movie #2]

Pretty - good.

Quite interesting, it was certainly better than some of the random flashes submitted. I think the best bit was your loading bar- very warming. I didn't like the song, but it seemed to fit. Overall;
Pretty - good.

swizard responds:

k, and most people do like the song.

[Knight Rider]

Good - show!

At first I thought- hey, it's not that good. But then the games natural addictiveness made me play for ages, then all the swapping of stuff and picking up weapons mixed with some great humour made me realise that this is quite excellent and I'll certainly play it again. Overall;
Good - show!

[College University pt 9]

Excellent - series

"If you call me dick face one more time, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you."
"...Dickface!"
This was the best CU yet (that I've seen), it really made me laugh. Nice work dudes- good to see Kung Fu Karl in there. Overall;
Excellent - series

parks2 responds:

My favorite word....."Dickface"
Thanks for the review