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[Stupid Ugly Coffee]

Weird - in a good way.

I loved it- you're that guy who did the old man thing, with that square headed monster that went MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! (which is in my favourites). Nice to see more of your stuff flying about. Overall;
Weird - in a good way.

[Worms Short 2]

Not - fun

It was remarkably predictable. An English person wouldn't have made this- they hate other countries more than Scotland. It was quite clear that this was based on the game completely without any newly created weapons, scenery or story. You did do a couple of voices, but they accent was inconsistent. It was like watching a Scot who disliked England playing worms by himself, but less fun. Overall;
Not - fun

[21O'C-Street MovieTrailer]

Excellent work - but I still hate clocks.

As a rule, I hate clocks. I really hate them, but I gotta admit that this looks really cool. Well done there- that was an excellent trailer and I will be sure to look out for for 21'o Clock Street The Movie. I have given this the highest score I have ever given anything that had anything to do with the clock crew. Overall;
Excellent work - but I still hate clocks.

StrangeClock responds:

I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

<3

[The Newlyweds]

less crap - more blood!!

nice idea, kinda lame arse humour. it'd work with less crap comedy, more celebrity violence. my friend's response was "I FEEL ABUSED." not the right feed back after a supposed comedy. overall;
less crap - more blood!!

[Glympse]

Goody - gumdrops.

That was really good- The music was well chosen, but I actually preferred the first track to the edward scissorhands piece. The pacing and legibility of the text was good, but I believe it was unnecessary to explain quite so muck of the story, as it is a trailer. I knew I wanted to watch it because the animation was good and the atmosphere was considered, not because of what the story is actually about (although I like knowing that it's gonna be a bit dark). Overall;
Goody - gumdrops.

[Diary of William Ostler]

Squashy - spiky

Hey dude- that was really cool. I have hundreds of little drawings like that which I've done over the years, of conveyor belts and squashers and spikes- I liked the notepad style and the clear explaination from the narrator. I'd definitely like to see the next installment of Ostler's Diary. Overall;
Squashy - spiky

t3h-m4tt responds:

Me too... I remember me and my little brother and dad used to draw out huge elaborate Mario levels on rolls of butcher paper... it was kind of fun to do that sort of thing again.

[FAThead in New York]

Fun - ny

Nice use of photos there, interesting take on the whole new york new york thing- but really, all your points from me go to that wonderful "If it bleeds, we can kill it!". I think you should make spoof films more like that, I found it really funny. Good luck with fathead. Overall;
Fun - ny

[Absolution]

Sick - but nice.

That was really promising, but like David Firth you opted for the abrupt sick ending instead of showing any reason or aftermath that we want to see. These disjointed little animations with the haunting music are great fun to watch, but I'd certainly prefer it if there was some storyline or background. Maybe we'll see in later episodes? Overall;
Sick - but nice.

Mister-Twitch responds:

I'm totally resubmitting this better, don't you fret...

[Crayon Bear]

Bears + magic pens - violence = this film

Wow! This guy's encouragable. Nice mood you set there, although I was half hoping there'd be some sinister undertone involved. Like if the drawn bear broke the arm of the other bear and stole the crayon and drew a cannon or something. Anyway- that's just story ideas. The animation was nice to watch, and the timing was well done. After watching a rather pleasnat flash animation, I'd have to say my only reservation is the absence of a great/violent/dark or unexpected ending (when you'd beautifully set a peaceful innicent mood) but that's just down to my own taste and judgement standards of stories. Keep it up, but please introduce an element of humour (for my sake at least). Score- 14 thumbs up and an Overall;
Bears + magic pens - violence = this film