There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. -Hitchcock
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Complete the first level
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet