Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 180 Points
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/45 points)
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Who needs Instructions
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/170 points)
Complete the first level
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 9 levels
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Complete the game
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
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